IT'S TIME FOR A QUIZ!

Hi again, boys and girls! It’s time for more from “Growing Up Born Again” by Patricia Klein. Tonight, excerpts from The Growing Up Born Again Self Inventory. The following inventory has been compiled to help you discover your own personal GUBA quotient. Take you time, reflect carefully, and no fair praying!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
a. It depends. What kind of dancing?
b. Which order of angels?
c. Isn’t this a Catholic problem?

A sword drill is:
a. an instrument of torture used during the Inquisition
b. a cadet exercise at West Point
c. a contest to see who can look up Bible verses fastest
d. what a dentist uses before he says “Rinse and spit.”

You have “arrived as an evangelical when…
a. you’ve visited the Holy Land
b. you’ve been baptized in the Jordan River
c. you’ve seen the grotto where Jesus was born and decried the commercialism
d. you’ve visited the Billy Graham Center at Wheaton College
e. you’ve visited anything in Wheaton, IL

When you hear the expression “the Fall,” you immediately think of:
a. autumn
b. Rome’s decline
c. man’s depravity
d. Lady Godiva’s hairpiece

Who would you most expect to see at the Sunday evening service?
a. The Mamas and the Papas
b. Sister Sledge
c. Moody Men’s Glee Club
d. The Moody Blues

Which TV shows might a Christian watch on Sundays?
a. The Ed Sullivan Show
b. What’s My Line?
c. Candid Camera
d. None of the Above

Which group would you be least surprised to see in Heaven?
a. The Brothers Four
b. The Twelve Disciples
c. The Dave Clark Five
d. The Chicago Seven

Identify the born again saint from the following list:
a. Saint Nick
b. Saint Bernard
c. Saint Louis
d. Nate Saint

Score yourself. We’re not into judging here. Hope you had a good time. Thanks for stopping by.